hello, to have them all in one place, here are all my blogs! if ur like “why’d a blog called cockbiteproductions follow me” it’s probably because of one of the following interests:

@cockbiteproductions - personal & rooster teeth though it’s not much rooster teeth anymore (this is my main blog! i follow/like from here)

@freshcutflask - critical role and dimension 20 and dropout.

@neverheardnothing - starkid, musical theater, everything will roland and joe iconis have ever done, and also prestige television show billions.

@fulcrumahsoka - star wars (mostly animated tv shows)

@jimtiberivskirk - star trek tos and aos.

@kvchiki - anime and animated shows (check description for which ones)

if any of those interest u, check them out!

THEY FUCKING MADE IT LOOK LIKE TWITTER

brucespringsteendotcom:

“roommate’s cat” is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

cockbiteproductions:

I am just a 24 year old baby and my employer is forcing me into child labor

what if I get photoshop again for rvb19 and start making gifs again

harbingersecho:

faith, i just have to have faith.
it’ll work.

robotnuts:

robotnuts:

wait epsilon simulating grif and simmons having tower of procreation sex is so funny. Dude what

they find out about epsilon’s mind palaces and simmons is like excuse me why the fuck did you make me and grif have sex and grif is like Yeah why would i procreate with SIMMONS. look at how narrow those hips are. look at his waifish and sickly complexion. you KNOW he’d die in childbirth and then where does that leave me? with some freak baby that may or may not be ginger and a lifelong guilt hanging over my shoulders because i wasn’t able to save him? because for the record i wouldn’t. i’d dump his body in a ditch in a heartbeat and i wouldn’t even feel bad about it. and simmons is like What the FUCK grif that is Not what i meant why are you TALKING about this. epsilon clarifies that actually hes run the calculations and there’s only a shockingly low chance of 63% that simmons dies in childbirth. Donut gets excited and reveals he’s always wanted to be a midwife because he doesn’t understand the ‘simulation’ aspect of this conversation and then when simmons clarifies that NO ONE’S PREGNANT he gets mad for getting his hopes up and demands he go “shove a turkey baster up there right now, mister!” simmons wants to die (and luckily if he gets pregnant there would be a 63% chance that he does!)

futuristicdoormats789:

Water guns at the ready

karvviie:

the way that i am about to start posting a lot of my old rvb art with the knowledge that probably none of it was real

sypsart:

here’s the WIP for the sarge sprites i was working on for rvbfsd when i was apart of that project! didn’t get the chance to finish them but it was such an honor to be chosen as the dedicated sarge sprite artist!

jaxbeetle:

jaxbeetle:

Everything Across the Spider-verse All at Once

You can grab an art print of this piece here ^_^

thelvadams:

REDVSBLUE: RESTORATION - THE FINAL SEASON

RvB is back for its ​final​ season. Written by Burnie Burns and directed by Matt Hullum, Red vs. Blue​:​ Restoration completes a story told over 20 years.

man. I miss the rvb tumblr fandom circa chorus trilogy. I hope rvb restoration is even a quarter like being here for the chorus trilogy days.

skipitty-bop:

scene painting of the RvBR prologue ^_^

you think you’re free from rvb. you’re immune. you were a clown in their circus for so long and you finally wiped off the makeup. the reds and the blues aren’t coming back and you aren’t either. but then rooster teeth says rvb is ending and you’re like “oh no, but it was past time.” but then they say burnie is writing it and you’re like “wow just like in s15e4, I can’t believe rooster teeth went to scotland and tore burnie from his photogenic island life to get him to finish it.”

and then they say the reds and the blues are back and you’re stopped being able to comprehend words. and then they say it’s the aftermath of ain’t that a bitch and you blink and you’ve already rewatched the first 3 seasons. you stare at your own face in the reflection of the dark screen and you see the clown makeup has reappeared.